Monday, May 16, 2005

when the fish makes discoveries

mostly it's via other sources, though every now & then a true epiphany is visited on the fish.

this is not one of those days.

but i have discovered that gay men smell things differently, which i might have known had i paid more attention in the past to the reactions of gay men to, say, garlic. or i might not.

it has also been "discovered" (really i think they could've asked anyone) that traffic has sucked, does suck, & will continue to suck in the future.

also discovered was the existence of the Notorious Sturgeon Gang, foiled in a well-executed caviar sting.

if you're into making your own discoveries, find out what Google thinks of you (or just about anything, really) & then translate it into any number of other languages, thereby become octolingual & impressing fish everywhere.

or you could just go with Latin. Latin is always good.

motomike has made his own revelatory discovery, thereby increasing my fear of all-out nuclear war. evil evil people have the power...

if that's not enough wisdom for you, here's a flash animation of Life. yours, mine, anybody's.

5 little fish:

Blogger Carl V. swam up to say...

First off, are you saying that gay men are vampires?

Secondly that picture in the link, on first glance, looks like the one gay man is pinching the nipple of the other. No biggie, just thought I'd share.

Thirdly, the "Study Shows Traffic Keeps Getting Worse" tagline is about as insightful as "Study Shows Poop Stinks".

Fourthly, loved the little flash cartoon!

Lastly, "Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est" ;)

11:46 PM  
Blogger phylos swam up to say...

Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur

4:16 AM  
Blogger jenn see swam up to say...

carl v: not at all. vampires kinda freak me out, whereas gay men don't. i was just trying to think of a really strong smell i've experienced in the presence of gayness, & that's what came to mind. i could have said cigarettes, or really strong teas, or (probably most appropriately) cologne, but i went with garlic.

& what people do with each other's nipples is their own business, though i did wonder if that couple was officially "out" or if there was a bit of a stew when the story hit. like, "mike, honey, why are you in the paper grabbing a man's nipple?" sort of thing.
i hope not.

er, i'm going to have to look up the latin & get back to you.

11:53 AM  
Blogger mysfit swam up to say...

interesting, not only does no one here know i exist, but google has nothing to say about mysfit - excellent

the "study" reminds me of one i read about years ago, which "discovered" that the leading cause of bicycle injuries is from falling off

1:16 PM  
Blogger Carl V. swam up to say...

You know, of course, that I was teasing about the gay men/vampires thing!

And my latin means "Yes, that is a very large amount of corn" for those not curious enough to care...

1:19 PM  

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