Tuesday, July 12, 2005

because everyone needs to be a giant monster sometimes

jenn is a Giant Squid that eats Metal, Stomps Around a Lot, has four Extra Limbs, can Leap Great Distances, and is Blind.
(Strength: 8 Agility: 3 Intelligence: 7)

you can also play a food-eating battle monkey.

15 little fish:

Blogger anne swam up to say...

Anne is a Giant Robot that fell through a Dimensional Warp, cowers from Radiation, and has a Computer for a Brain and Four Sets of Teeth.

I rest my case.

6:42 PM  
Blogger oldben swam up to say...

oldben is a Collosal Bee that has a Single Giant Eye, and is Sensitive to Noise, Blind and Susceptible to Electrical Damage.

bzzzzzzzzzz

7:49 PM  
Blogger DLAK swam up to say...

I am food eating battle monkey. Or maybe just a fat monkey.

7:53 PM  
Blogger the wheel swam up to say...

Skrambled is a Planet-Sized Robot that has Acid for Blood, moves at Great Speed, and is Highly Flammable.

9:36 PM  
Blogger JP swam up to say...

JP is a Tiny Ape that spits Jets of Water, has Four Sets of Teeth, carries a Ray Gun, and is Sensitive to Noise.


Bah. I'm totally outclassed. Even I want to be a Giant Squid.

*wanders away murmuring 'ftagn'...

1:18 AM  
Blogger Jay swam up to say...

I just wondered: when you say 4 extra limbs, is that extra from your 2, or from the normal 8 of an octopus?

2:18 AM  
Blogger forgottenmachine swam up to say...

"FM is a Giant Ape that breathes Poisonous Gas, has a Long, Prehensile Tongue and a Massively Swollen Skull, can Phase in and out of Existence, and picks up Cars and Throws Them."

Phase in and out of existence......now that's one super power I could live with.

2:18 AM  
Anonymous fence swam up to say...

Prettycunning is a Giant Dragon that has an Extra Head, a Swirly Hypnotic Gaze, a Computer for a Brain and Black-and-White Stripes, and is Highly Flammable.
(Strength: 8 Agility: 7 Intelligence: 15)

5:25 AM  
Blogger Carl V. swam up to say...

Carl is a Giant Man-Eating Plant that kidnaps Blonde Women, and has Black-and-White Stripes.

(I like it, but you kicked my ass all 3 times, Jenn.)

Carl, the Grass-Eating Sniper Monkey was also beaten by Jenn, the Porridge-Eating Circus Monkey.

You big bully!

8:39 AM  
Blogger jenn see swam up to say...

anne: four sets of teeth? my squishy squidness cowers before your jaws like you cower before radiation. i shall defeat you with my microwave.

oldben: susceptible to electrical damage? i shall eat power transformers & regurgitate them at you as i leap mightily into the air.
this has all gone very Happy-Noodle-Boy.

dlak: my sources tell me that you are in fact a Muesli-Eating Assassin Monkey. so actually you're probably quite svelte.

skrambled: a high-speed, highly flammable planet? i'm sorry, but i think you're your own doom...

JP: a tiny bitey ape with a ray-gun? awwwwww, how cute.

jay: it would be safe to say that in my Giant Monster Squid form i am twelve-armed.

machine: i can picture you phasing in & out of existence in Manhattan somewhere, picking up cars & tossing them about, & sticking your agile tongue out at the angry populace. poof! car! poof!

fence: are there computer brains in both your heads? do they create the swirly effect?
ooooh...evil swirly effects...

carl v: of course i beat you down, i'm a blonde squid.
& that's odd, you'd think the sniper monkey would be more effective than the circus monkey. shows what i know about monkeys, i guess.

11:42 AM  
Blogger theleftsock swam up to say...

theleftsock is a Giant Ant that spits Jets of Water, has a Metal Jaw, can Change Colour, and is Undead and Covered in Spines.

i like the fact that i can change color. ill be blue. did you know that brian browder, aka john crighton, is going to be on SG-1? saw it in the store.

1:43 PM  
Blogger LiVEwiRe swam up to say...

Strength: 8
Agility: 10
Intelligence: 11

livewire is a Giant Dragon that eats Rocks, has an Extra Head, moves at Great Speed, can Change Colour, and is Covered with a Thick Slime.

I do not like the 'slime' bit. Ew. Although being a dragon and eating rocks is pretty damn cool!

8:34 PM  
Blogger alix swam up to say...

alixinwunderland is a Giant Bee that spits Ice, has Crablike Pincers, and is Just Trying to Get Home.

being that i'm allergic to bees, that may not work for me... however, good news for jenn...she soundly bested me the majority of the battles.

btw, since i'm new over here...which one is mysfit? thank you. :)

1:09 AM  
Blogger jenn see swam up to say...

alix: mysfit is a Giant Bee that has Acid for Blood and four Extra Limbs, controls Human Thought, and lives beneath New York.

livewire: well, it'd be dragon slime, which is still kinda sexy. especially to other dragons.

sock: the undead blue ant? & covered in spines, no less.

indeed, john called & informed me of the onset of the browder crossover. i will be investigating, oh yes.

12:56 PM  
Blogger mysfit swam up to say...

oh alix, luv, i'm the one with the bomb

3:13 AM  

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