Saturday, January 28, 2006

trivial fish

stolen from fm, who stole it from fence, who...um.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jenn see!

  1. Jenn see was the first Tsar of Russia.
  2. Jenn see can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
  3. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled jenn see.
  4. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from jenn see.
  5. Jenn see can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
  6. Jenn see has three eyelids!
  7. If you toss jenn see 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
  8. During severe windstorms, jenn see may sway several feet to either side!
  9. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than jenn see, and 400 times smaller.
  10. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and jenn see.
I am interested in - do tell me about

6 little fish:

Blogger banzai cat swam up to say...

Eek!

Sorry, that image of you cleaning your ears with your tongue was... disturbing.

1:30 AM  
Blogger jenn see swam up to say...

you're telling me!

but:
"Banzai cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in its stomach."

and

"The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of banzai!"

so there.

7:25 PM  
Blogger Nessa swam up to say...

:-)

3:57 AM  
Blogger S.P. Ming swam up to say...

After having floated so long reading this site, I broke down and just had to comment! That is such a great character analysis.
The tongue thing is funny...great for catching fish that swim in the ear canal...

Style:10
Content:10
Creativity:10
Humor:10
Jenn See: Um.....10, of course!

Great steal. Have a great fish! :)

11:46 AM  
Blogger oldben swam up to say...

i think i may have issue with east africans drinking jenn see beer, not cos i don't like east africans but i'm worried that the distillation process will adversely effect her faculties if this continues much longer. tho i must admit, the added income is a help. maybe i should synthesize an essence of jenn see product.

12:04 PM  
Blogger jenn see swam up to say...

indeed, oldben?
have you considered your own possibilities?

"Native Americans never actually ate oldben; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness."

"You should always open oldben at least an hour before drinking him."

Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of oldben."

"Czar Paul I banished oldben to Siberia for marching out of step."

"Oldben will often glow under UV light."

"Banging your head against oldben uses 150 calories an hour!"

"It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be oldben!"

nessa: :) to you too!

ming: thank you for the glowing assessment! it makes me feel like a warm & fuzzy fish! (which is a little odd but eh, whatever)

12:59 PM  

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