Thursday, February 02, 2006

my fish agrees with the scientists

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mysfit!

  1. A lump of mysfit the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!
  2. It's bad luck to whistle near mysfit.
  3. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating mysfit from each salad served in first class!
  4. Scientists believe that mysfit began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
  5. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with mysfit in your mouth.
  6. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to mysfit!
  7. Mysfit cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach!
  8. Mysfit was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom her name comes.
  9. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from mysfit.
  10. Mysfit kept at the window will keep vampires at bay!
I am interested in - do tell me about

16 little fish:

Blogger jenn see swam up to say...

so beer protects from mysfit, mysfit protects from vampires, there is no mysfit in my salad?

#6 is actually true...

11:46 AM  
Blogger Carl V. swam up to say...

That's good to know about the beer thing...wonder if all beers work or if it has to be one of those hoity-toity beers.

11:57 AM  
Blogger jenn see swam up to say...

i think crappy beer might be more effective for chasing away mysfits...if you use good beer, she might change her mind & hang about for a drink...

1:10 PM  
Blogger mysfit swam up to say...

hmm - jenn you're letting out all my secrets, but she's right carl - you dose yourself in molson ice or natty light, it'll probably keep me away...

12:43 PM  
Blogger mysfit swam up to say...

apparently, my other personality is a mammal and not a fish

11:31 PM  
Blogger jenn see swam up to say...

wait, do fish not have stomachs???

3:22 PM  
Blogger mysfit swam up to say...

huh - really? no stomaches at all

4:30 PM  
Blogger jenn see swam up to say...

i dunno...i was asking you.

2:06 PM  
Blogger mysfit swam up to say...

ummm... ok, then why do you ask?

i'm afraid you lost me, which admittedly, isn't very difficult to do...

4:41 PM  
Blogger jenn see swam up to say...

i was trying to discern why it was that you said your other personality was a mammal.

4:56 PM  
Blogger mysfit swam up to say...

oh - you are one of the privaled few that know what to call my other personality - your silly headedness - entire slot A into blank B and go - you'll understand...

11:52 AM  
Blogger jenn see swam up to say...

quoi?
i understood none of that.

12:57 PM  
Blogger mysfit swam up to say...

sometimes, m'dear, you are really dense, you know that? :)

5:16 PM  
Blogger jenn see swam up to say...

oh...however, i'm not the one who said "privaled few" or "your silly headedness - entire slot A into blank B and go".

so that's that.

6:55 PM  
Blogger mysfit swam up to say...

pppptttbbbtht!

what's wrong with that?

10:36 AM  
Blogger jenn see swam up to say...

nothing! tra-la-la!

12:57 PM  

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