tagged, i guess my fish is "it"

yes, well, tesco tagged me again (that bastard) and here's another meme - at least this one is short.

5 random things (about my little fish)

1) food - i became a vegetarian when i was 11 years old and only started eating fish about 2 years ago. so i'm not sure what i am now.

2) clothes - when i was little i refused to wear pants and believed that jeans were evil. i kept my only pair in the bottom drawer, all alone and would not open it - until one day, i opened the drawer and left it open all night, so the evil could seep out. after that, i wore pants all the time and never looked back. to this day, i rarely wear skirts/dresses.

3) if i had the choice, i'd never be published under my own name.

4) people might say that i have no concept of time. this is incorrect. i don't believe in time and thus, have had to make up an arbitrary concept of time as a manmade idea used for convenience of interaction. thus, though i may not know what day it is or what time it is, i usually know where i'm supposed to be.

5) i hate people in a general sort of way.

as for tagging 5 more people... since a "meme" is a unit of cultural information, such as a cultural practice or idea, that is transmitted verbally or by repeated action from one mind to another(according to dictionary.com), i'm gonna let your mind pick up what my mind is transmitting and thus let you decide if this meme will be picked up by you.