there's a fish on my forehead!

i am the calm center of the universe

i am someone who does not care, nothing affects me

or

i care very deeply about everything in specific, but little details do not bother me in the least

i have purged all resentment from my heart and soul

i no longer care that there are those in the world, yea, in my very own house, who will not give the same level of consideration they expect

i can be anything with this glass of raspberry lemonade and vodka in my hand, slipping down my throat, filling my veins with warm acceptance

i can even accept you taking my life in your hands by talking on the cell phone while driving

if you can accept me calling you an asshole

i am the calm of the gigantic black hole at the center of the universe

i am following my fish