Friday, June 09, 2006

the mark of the... um... beast?

only days after the day of the devil - 6/6/6 - a mysterious and smelly creature appeared on the fish. the slightly disgusted fishies huddled in fear bemoaning the end of well, everything. but as the creature eerily jumped up and down and up and down and... the fishies need not have worried - not much anyway. It's only:
and the end of the worl... the univer... the, well, everything really, is not until next week's episode - or the one after that... maybe...

(mysfit's note: all the religions that have prophesied doom doom doom and the end of, well, everything have been so apparently wrong, it's frankly embarrassing - unless, of course, we don't actually exist in the first place, then everything could have ended many times in the time it took you to read this post, and no one would have noticed anyway.)

11 little fish:

Blogger jenn see swam up to say...

you should have seen me last night running around the house yelling "buuuuuuuuriiiiiiiitooooo!"
at dozens of people who had no idea what i was talking about.

12:43 PM  
Blogger oldben swam up to say...

burrito of the aporalypse.

4:16 PM  
Blogger jenn see swam up to say...

the world needs tacos, it needs them or it will explode, that happens to it sometimes...

10:05 PM  
Blogger kyknoord swam up to say...

As you say, embarassing. You'd think that if they're going to go around prophecying the end of the world, they'd at least have a contingency plan (like an enormous stockpile of H-bombs, for example).

1:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous swam up to say...

Re: Armageddon.

Humans are such a cheery species.

11:28 AM  
Blogger jenn see swam up to say...

some people seem to think...on what basis i have no idea...that things will be better after the end of the world.
in spite of there being no world to be better in.

i just dunno sometimes how we've survived natural selection thus far.

12:58 PM  
Blogger Carl V. swam up to say...

I loooooove Invader Zim!!!

1:03 PM  
Blogger jenn see swam up to say...

you! obey the fist!

1:19 PM  
Blogger mysfit swam up to say...


ok jennsee darling, i'll take the bait but i expect a cookie:

from a purely sceptical standpoint, of course things will be better after the world ends - because if it ended then it must have existed in the first place, which is great news.

2:27 PM  
Blogger jenn see swam up to say...

skeptics. ha. because i need to add "does any of this really exist?" to my list of things to think about.

although, fair point, if it doesn't, it takes the pressure off somewhat...but then, who exactly invented this illusion?
'tweren't me.
i want to have a word with them.

2:49 PM  
Blogger banzai cat swam up to say...

Actually, we did. Didn't you know? ;-)

4:26 AM  

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