the mark of the... um... beast?
only days after the day of the devil - 6/6/6 - a mysterious and smelly creature appeared on the fish. the slightly disgusted fishies huddled in fear bemoaning the end of well, everything. but as the creature eerily jumped up and down and up and down and... the fishies need not have worried - not much anyway. It's only:
!!and the end of the worl... the univer... the, well, everything really, is not until next week's episode - or the one after that... maybe...
(mysfit's note: all the religions that have prophesied doom doom doom and the end of, well, everything have been so apparently wrong, it's frankly embarrassing - unless, of course, we don't actually exist in the first place, then everything could have ended many times in the time it took you to read this post, and no one would have noticed anyway.)
posted by mysfit @ 8:47 PM
6 little fish:
burrito of the aporalypse.
As you say, embarassing. You'd think that if they're going to go around prophecying the end of the world, they'd at least have a contingency plan (like an enormous stockpile of H-bombs, for example).
Re: Armageddon.
Humans are such a cheery species.
I loooooove Invader Zim!!!
I MAAADE IT MYYYSELF!
ok jennsee darling, i'll take the bait but i expect a cookie:
from a purely sceptical standpoint, of course things will be better after the world ends - because if it ended then it must have existed in the first place, which is great news.
Actually, we did. Didn't you know? ;-)
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