Tuesday, June 14, 2005

my fish is having fun at work and getting paid for it

(don't let the title fool you, i'm not actually having fun doing work - in fact even my manager said that it seems like some of the people we have been "helping" with computer problems are drinking - sometimes distractions are a form of survival)

did i mention that i hate mornings? so to distract myself from the fact that it is, in fact, only 9:30a.m., i am generating some interesting things i'd like to share with all you little fishies - maybe these'll help you get through the day some morning.

first and foremost, (one of my favorite beginnings, i might say), maybe you are an enterprising entrepreneur, a lazy CEO, or simply bored with the desire to find a direction in life/business/company/blog... perhaps you can benefit from Catbert Random Mission Statement Generator. Here's a few that changed my life - well, at least my view of the day:

"Our mission is to continue to authoritatively engineer enterprise-wide opportunities while continuing to conveniently promote cost effective information while promoting personal employee growth"

"We envision to interactively simplify value-added intellectual capital to set us apart from the competition "

"We exist to efficiently simplify prospective content while maintaining the highest standards"

welcome to the future my friends. look at your hands - you know that beneath that peach, brown, tan, (or whatever color the spongy material designed to imitate skin) exterior lies a matrix of metal and wires designed to act like muscles and bone and somewhere in your chest a little gerbil is getting tired. give it a rest - find out what you were originally programmed to do. this amazing Cyborg Name generator will give you direction in your life, (even if Catbert failed you), by informing you of the acronym your name actually stands for:

(i am actually tempted to get a t-shirt with this on it).

So there are a number of generators all over the net - random number generator, papal name generator, Corporate Gibberish Generator (We here at the fish have proven we know that it is better to maximize intuitively than to generate strategically. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our nano-vertical re-sizing but our aptitude to syndicate.), etc. - but i found a place right here in the blogosphere where you can find them all - or at least most of them.

for hours of unproductive fun, follow your fish to THE GENERATOR BLOG

In closing and probably very personal notes - oldben this one's for you: The Rock Star Name Generator, (mine is Cybil Ivory, if you can believe that) and if someone could pass this on to the tall, skinny evil genius we all know and love, i'd be much obliged: EvilPlan Generator

17 little fish:

Blogger Gerard swam up to say...

Thanks mysfit for linking to my site.
Very much appreciated. :)

2:07 PM  
Blogger the wheel swam up to say...

"S.K.R.A.M.B.L.E.D.: Synthetic Killing and Rational Assassination Machine/Biomechanical Lifeform Engineered for Destruction"

Geez, that is so me. I love it!!!

I don't know about my rockstar name though: Boris Shaw. What the hell is that?!? I only put Skrambled in for that one. Skrambled Egghead came out as: Xander Cage. I think I like that one much better.

2:54 PM  
Blogger phylos swam up to say...

Top linkage!!
P.H.Y.L.O.S.:
Positronic Humanoid Yearning for Logical Observation and Sabotage

4:00 PM  
Blogger Carl V. swam up to say...

I think you may have randomly generated several of my job's actual work statements there!!!

I used my middle name and came up with:

V.I.N.C.E.N.T.: Vigilant Intelligent Neohuman Calibrated for Exploration and Nocturnal Troubleshooting

I likes it!

5:25 PM  
Blogger jenn see swam up to say...

J.E.N.N.S.E.E.: Journeying Electronic Neohuman Normally for Sabotage and Efficient Exploration

9:26 PM  
Blogger jenn see swam up to say...

& would you believe that the tall skinny evil genius is incommunicado at the moment?

perhaps he's planning something particularly grand...

9:28 PM  
Blogger transience swam up to say...

how cool is that? those generator sites can sure make a killing.

1:39 AM  
Blogger blueboy swam up to say...

S.A.T.A.N.I.C.J.: Synthetic Android Trained for Assassination and Nullification/Individual Calibrated for Judo
Rock star name Syd Rex

1:52 AM  
Blogger mysfit swam up to say...

calibrated for judu :) - i dig your rockstar name j

jenn see - incommunicado? NNNNNOOOOOO!! hide all the women and children, build your bomb shelters now! dye your hair yellow and pretend you're a sunflower!!

carl, your middle name is vincent? i guess that's what the "v" stands for, huh?

can i call you xander, scrambled?

10:54 AM  
Blogger theleftsock swam up to say...

http://www.cyborgname.com/cyborger.cgi?acronym=theleftsock&robotchoice=edox

2:06 PM  
Blogger jenn see swam up to say...

T.H.E.L.E.F.T.S.O.C.K.: Transforming Humanoid Engineered for Logical Exploration/Functional Technician Skilled in Observation and Ceaseless Killing?

haha. logical exploration.

2:07 PM  
Blogger banzai cat swam up to say...

Har! Am B.A.N.Z.A.I. C.A.T.:

Biomechanical Android Normally for Zealous Assassination and Infiltration/Construct Assembled for Troubleshooting

Bzzt-Mwarw!

2:01 AM  
Blogger mysfit swam up to say...

yay! is fun, no?

10:48 AM  
Blogger jenn see swam up to say...

it is fun.

F.I.S.H.: Functional Intelligent Sabotage Humanoid

12:44 PM  
Blogger theleftsock swam up to say...

logical exploration seems right to me, but ceaseless killing, thats on the money.

1:41 PM  
Blogger jenn see swam up to say...

& "skilled in observation" & "functional technician"...i think you get the cookie for most apt cyborg, sock.

1:59 PM  
Blogger theleftsock swam up to say...

good,cause i like cookies. ill see you on fri on south st. im definately off, and im definately going, right in my neighborhood.
lata on

3:33 PM  

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